Christine and Jan defy logic to get their kicks on Route 66

When Cristobal Colon (you know him as Christopher Columbus) set off on his epic journey to find "The Indies" that were apparently somewhere over yonder, he took two small caravels, the Pinta, and Niña and a larger carrack, the Santa Maria, to ferry his dreams across the pond. Everyone thought him mad and even the most daring of sailors who had actually ventured a few leagues westward out of sight of land told him his ships were far too small. It is a strange fate then that it was actually the smaller ships that survived the epic journey...the Santa Maria had to be scuttled.

Like those in the know 500 years ago, today everyone knows that to tour you have to have a big capacity v-twin. To attempt any meaningful distance on a "buzzy" underpowered bike such as a Breva 750 would be sheer madness...right? Well, no-one has apparently told Squadra members Jan (motoguzziman) and Christine (motoguzzimomma) who are at this moment in the midst of their third excursion to the USA on their Breva 750.

They have now covered more than 20000 miles on the bike and the focus of this year's trip is to explore what remains of the legendary Route 66. Christine and Jan have taken a netbook with them and wherever they find a wi-fi connection they update details of their trip on our forum. It is a novel and fascinating way to share in their trip. For those who haven't registered on the forum, I will endeavour to bring you up to date with their progress. Words, pics, and video by Christine Fitz and Jan Hintze.

The Plan, 15 May 2009

Well we didnt need this Flu thing, but the plan this year, is I fly to the UK. Meet up with Christine, and we fly to Toronto on the 25th June. I have a mate in Toronto who is going to help sorting out new tyres for the bike, apparently he has contacts with Michelin, so he reckons we can find a set of the PR2s that will fit the Breva, then its on to see our mates in Ohio. This time we will probably just use the road crossing, because the scenic trip by ferry from Leamington to Peelee Island, then overnight on the island & continue on to Sandusky next day, is messed up by the new sailing schedule.

Anyway, after about a week with our old sailing mates, we will set off to tour the remnants of route 66 in Oklahoma & Texas, then this year I have a trip I want to do.In Nevada. Previously I have been happy to just ride wherever the photographer wanted to go. However this year I want to ride the Extraterrestrial Highway around area 51. Christine has the maps in UK but there is a valley road that connects the extraterrestrial Highway with what apparently is called "The Loneliest Road" going along the upper part of Nevada. OK since it got the name, loads of people use it, just to say they have done it.

Anyway it should keep us nice and warm. not sure about the way back yet, but we fly back to UK on the 30th of July. We have apparently got a new little notebook, something 901, so we will be able to give updates as and when, Motels,coffee shops,Bars etc as long as they have WiFI. Being Paranoid, my sneeze detector has extended its range to about 50 meters. One friggin Sneeze in the Zone, and I am across the road, much to the annoyance of some of the drivers around here.

In Ohio with a very sore Ass! 2 June 2009

Hi friends, all went well with the flight to Toronto and we got the two new tyres bought and fitted the next day. Took Donovan and Anna out for a nice meal to thank them for all their help. Rested the following day and, planning to leave at 0600 the next day, Thursday, got up at 5am. To FOG. Hung around until 10am, when it cleared a bit. Rode 322 miles in fog and showers. Arrived at Pete and Barbs at about 1930. My ass was killing me. The pelvic bones as sore as sore could be. A bit of a long ride for the first one in nine months. Plus we only stopped for ONE coffee and two gas fill-ups.

Have had a good rest since and not a few beers. Now we are looking at setting off on Sunday. There is a huge weather system of thunderstorms right across the USA, from the east coast to the west coast and in a band north and south of Interstate 80, so we will head south to get below that and hope for better weather.

We may as well go for it and get out west because it is approaching Tornado time and the sooner we get out west, the better. Just hope the new 'Butt Buffers' do something to relieve the pressure on the ass, cos we plan to make as few stops as possible. Will write more once we are on the way. No internet connection at Pete and Barbs house, so we have to bring the Asus to the library. But going to Radio Shack, see if we can get a Pay As You Go dongle for the USA.

We saw an ad, somewhere, for a thin effective heat shield, from a company called Cheshire Ribbon, cost £15 a sheet, just the right length and left a decent spare bit, as seen in the piccy. (On their last trip heat from the exhaust had melted a pannier causing quite a problem at the side of the road). Also it is sticky backed, so easy to apply. Ok probably due to the rain on the first part of the trip, some edges came away. Fixed that with standard contact glue. Going to the start of Sandusky Bike Week tomorrow. Friend Pete wants to look for some bike parts for a Hardley project he is working on. Sunday, we hope to get off. Ciao, Ride safe.

Illinois. 7 June 2009

Well, we got off - around midday. Friends, Pete and Barb rode with us as far as Interstate 75 before waving us off. As it is Sunday, the traffic was light. Almost made it to St Louis, Missouri but towards early evening, a deer threatened to jump into us, so we thought, 'time to stop'; at dusk, the deer get active. Counted 7 big, dead ones on the interstate today - no desire to add two Guzzistas to that total.
Start mileage - 19, 379 Four fuel stops and end of day mileage - 19,783 so wot's that.... 404 miles. Bit less than hoped for but we are tired and sore. Bike running well.

Tornados forecast for the area tomorrow. Fingers crossed. Two incidents of note today. A woman in the outside lane, overtaking us. Hands-free driving. Too busy looking in her mirror to tie her hair up. Scary. The second, another woman: big, fat. Coming behind us at a great rate of knots. Stuffing a massive sandwich into her gob and busy looking at the grub. Mgman accelerated to make a lot of distance between us. Anyway, found a very nice Super 8 Motel. $59 inc breakfast and a bar right next door. Three beers and now to bed. Still getting into the 'being on the road groove', so no photos to post. Got video, but too tired to sort that out. Christine

Route 66. In Oklahoma. No post yesterday because no wifi in the motel. Here's a few photos from today. Finding the old road is pretty frustrating at times - you see a 'Historic R66' sign, turn off and poomph, nada. But now we are out of Missouri, it should be much easier. Oklahoma has the best preserved remains of the road. At around 3pm today, we were in a well-restored place in Galena, Kansas. Owned and restored by 4 women bikers. The woman working today was a mine of information, but we couldn't stay long as there was a red alert for tornadoes and we were advised to get to Miami, Oklahoma, as soon as possible and to seek shelter. The sky was certainly threatening and the air stifling. I'm just about to upload 2 videos to youtube, but battery low so.... back later
	Yesterday's motel
Me in Baxter, Kansas; a restored R66 gas station.	Galena, Kansas

OK, here's the road - made in HD at 60fps, so a bit big. I'm getting a bit of a jerky replay but that may be because I'm on this little Asus Eee

Riding along the'Mother Road' near Galena, Kansas	In Galena, Kansas. The radio was giving a tornado warning

It's 9.30pm and the storm is close. The air got incredibly hot and sticky, all seemed eerily quiet; then, crack, a massive thunder clap. Now there is torrential rain and great bursts of forked lightning. Lots of people out looking. Another severe weather advisory on the TV, preceded by an audio alarm - a high-pitched beep. We were warned to 'stay tuned' as it may be necessary to seek shelter in the underground parking of the local hospital. The bike is underneath a staircase to the upper floor of the motel. If need be, we'll bring it inside. It is a bit of a shock to realise the reality of this type of weather here in 'Tornado Alley.

MGMan is outside watching the show and standing by the bike. I'm going to close the computer down as the TV advises all electrical equipment be disconnected. Fingers crossed then, G'nite

11 June 2009, Oklahoma

We may be in Oklahoma now, but yesterday, we were in the 'Land of OZ'; Didn't see Dorothy or the Tin Man and the road wasn't yellow - just very cracked The weather passed through without serious incident, although there were quite a few sirens woo-ooing through the night.

By the way, anyone note the 'stay tuned' on the video and the advise to 'turn all electrical equipment off'? Which is it to be? The forecast is for continuing thunderstorms but no tornado threats at the moment.

Today we're continuing to search for the old highway. From here, Miami to Afton OK, there is the only remaining single lane stretch of R66. Oklahoma didn't have the money to build a two-lane road back in the old days so the road is only 9-feet wide. It is good to get off the interstate at last. Especially with this weather - rain gear on, rain gear off; it's way too hot to keep it on all the time. We ought to make it to Tulsa (we're 'only 24 hours from...) unless we have to take shelter.

Nice sunny morning today but the bike obviously got a bit wet last night, cos she was reluctant to start. Ran the engine for a few minutes, then MGman rode towards me outside the office of the motel. As he turned a little, the bike stalled and went, slowly over. Obviously not warmed up enough. No problem. We found the single-lane part of the original R66 highway and, Joe, if you thought that on the previous video the road was shite - check this out! We had about three miles of this one....

Miami to Afton, Oklahoma.	The Breva on a unique segment of the original R66

Oklahoma, at the time, could not afford to build a two-lane highway so the road was single lane and only 9 feet wide; here you can see the actual original road between Miami and Afton in north eastern Oklahoma. It is incredible to think that over two million people travelled this route after the Dust Bowl years. Our next stop was Totem Pole Park where one man has built (amongst many others) the largest totem pole; 90 feet high.

The ride here was great - long, switch-back roads through leafy lanes (I'll have to shwo that later as mgman is waiting for the laptop) In Catoosa, we played on the R66 'Blue Whale'. We rode through Tulsa (no longer, "Twenty Four Hours" away and the weather closed in. By the time we reached the small town of Bristow, the rain had returned and, after filling up and a coffee, we rode through a bit of a thunderstorm to a classic (read old) motel in Stroud. So, dried out externally and wetted internally with a coupla beers, we are now relaxing in our 'classic' (read - bit shabby, but has WiFi) motel with a bed reminiscent of Grandma's feather one. Tomorrow, we will skirt around Oklahoma City and hopefully, reach the Texas border. New Mexico will be the next state after that, so watch this space.
	R66 between Miami and Afton in Oklahoma
The Bue Whale of Catoosa	At the Motel in Stroud

12 June 2009

Thursday. A beautiful sunny morning so down to the local diner for brekky at 8am. Noticed that there were EIGHT churches in this tiny town; looks like there's a church for every house! The diner was packed with all the townspeople plus two very rotund sheriffs. On the road at 0930. We stopped in two small towns on the way; the first town, Chandler, has a motel called 'The Lincoln' that opened it's doors in 1939 and, apparently, the rooms are as clean and just the same today as they were when they opened. A few miles further down the road, we came to Arcadia. Here they have a round, red barn...Just west of Arcadia, we passed a very futuristic gas station known as 'Pops'. Built by an Oklahoma millionaire, it is fronted by a massive, energy-efficient LED lit bottle.

In Arcadia they have a round, red barn	It would be good to see this at night.

Now we had to negotiate the outskirts of Oklahoma City and that didn't go too badly. I did see a car without any bonnet (hood) whatsoever. The young guy driving looked like a relation of Michael Jackson - you think he'd fork out for a bit of repair work on his nephews junker!

Then we got lost - well, as mgman would have it, 'took an interesting detour 'of about 80 miles. The temperature was around 96 F (sorry, Europe and Oz) and humidity was at 90%, so it was with relief that we came into Clinton, where, directly opposite the Route 66 Museum, is the 'Tradewinds Motel'.

It is a big one too! I expected a room to be around $100, but no, it was only $50 for a ery nice room - massive bed, fridge, microwave, even (for those of a fussy disposition - not guilty) an IRON and IRONING board. And breakfast is included. And, even more impressive, ELVIS stayed here FOUR times. You can stay in his suite for only $100 a night. Checked, then washed and polished the bike....

Then, after washing smelly socks and such, we went to a grill place; not too impressed there. Saving the museum for tomorrow morning before making the final 80 miles left of Oklahoma and we should be in Texas tomorow. OH YES, I forgot to tell you; the bike passed 20,000 miles on the odo. It is actually now 20,540. Finally, for tonight, a photo of a bike we saw when we went to one of the Ohio Bike week meets...Opinions welcome! Hasta luego amigos - just getting into TexMex mindset..

Check out our folding bucket AND, from the UK, a sachet of Turtle Wax - our bike wants for nowt!	Vets don't forget...and they especially don't forgive
R66 museum in the day...	...and at night

13 June 2009

Hi all. Having a day's rest in Vega, Texas. Yesterday was very hot and draining and we also began to have some clutch problems. Just rang a Guzzi place in Albuquerque but they won't have a mechanic in until Thursday; they did recommend another workshop in the same town, so fingers crossed. It isn't as though we can try to sort it out ourselves - even if we had more than basic tools, I don't think the motel owners would be too impressed! So, back to yesterday's ride...

Turns out there are two R66 museums; the one in Clinton, then there is the National R66 museum in a place called Elk City. Both excellent, both very different. The first being dedicated exclusively to vehicles and 'the road', the other is a combination of settlers/farmers/pioneer museum and has many buildings moved here to form a 'small town America' theme.

Sayre, the next town was dusty, hot and deserted. Most of the business' were closed down and yet, there is a magnificent Court House - seemed incongruous in this almost-ghost town. Apparently is was used in the film 'Grapes of Wrath'. Erick - in and out without seeing anything, really.

THEN, we reached TEXOLA....	So, This must have been the right place. Right on the...
and we couln't go wrong here, cos the other road...	It would have been nice to have a cold drink but the two bars in Texola were not open for business!

The first Texan town we came to was McClean with it's restored Phillips 66 gas station. But we couldn't fill up here...


...so, on to the next gas station, but, still no fill-up here!


Oh, well, on to Groom and its' leaning water tower. Finally, we found a functioning gas station. It was a little nerve-wracking having a State Trooper watching us and glancing suspiciously at our strange, huge yellow reg plate...


The other attraction in Groom was unexpectedly beautiful. I am definitely not religious but I do appreciate art and I thought that this site was very simple and moving.


The sun was low in the sky and, as we were heading directly west, in our eyes. We pulled off into yet another dust town, Vega. The motel mentioned in the R66 guidebook was closed and hidden in weeds but there was a very nice bar opposite. One beer and directions to another motel. We rode the bike the 2 block, parked up, unloaded and dashed back to the bar.

The evening went very well, I think. Lots of friendly Texans who had difficulty with our accents. Beers flowed and we decided, sod it, we'll stay here another night. We needed internet and phone access to try to find a mechanic to look at the clutch, so that was a good excuse to sleep off the various beers we tried last night.

Only one problem; EVERYTHING in town is closed. There are three gas stations. One is closed down, the second one is 'card only' pumps, ie, no actual shop. The third is like that garage on Heartbeat. The diner is closed, Dairy Queen is closed, the bar we used last night - closed. There is a truck stop close to the freeway and I slogged up there - I was ravenous our last 'meal' was a burger at 3pm yesterday. And the 'links' (sausages) looked distinctly dodgy so I slogged on further and finally found a small grocery store where I bought a bag of burger buns and some ham. So that will be breakfast, lunch, dinner and breakfast tomorrow. Good job I carry my own tea bags ( God, us Brits are anal!). Mgman bought a bottle of milk (which turned out to be buttermilk) for drinks as there is no coffee-making gear in the room. Thank Christ there's a microwave to make me tea!MGman is pretty shattered and has spent most of the day dozing. He's earned it. Our mileage, so far is 2,088 miles.

Now, in my book, this man deserves sympathy and some accolade; he has cycled from San Diego, California and is following R66 all the way to Chicago. It has taken him 9 days to get here - just over half way. Impressive. Finally, apologies if the photos aren't coming out too good. Because my phototagger only works on jpgs, I am taking pictures in Nikon's NEF (RAW) format, with a low-quality jpg alongside so I will be able to put the Lat Long etc on (if I ever have the energy to work out how to). And with this little netbook, I a) cannot judge the resolution very well and b) don't have the software to edit Raw files. So I hope the low-res jpgs look ok on your big screens

15 June 2009

Sunday. Last evening, there was a knock on the door of our motel room. A Brit, Les, on his 20 year-old BMW. He had noticed our UK tag. Incredible to meet up with someone from home who had shipped his bike out too. He lost his wife a year ago. Decided to make this trip when one of his kids accused him of wasting their inheritance. So he had the bike delivered to New York and has now been on the road for two weeks. He was around 70 years old and has two fractured ribs from his bike falling off a trailer - with him sitting on it! He is riding the bike to LA and then having it shipped home. A grand chap.

So we went to the bar and had a real good evening - until we all ran out of money (only three beers though - there hasn't been an ATM for quite a while). We were all counting out cents and dimes for the final beer. We learned a lot about cattle ranching from the lovely, young barmaid (honest, only 3 beers, and Miller Lite at that). Breakfast was the last of the ham and burger buns. Then on the road to the tiny town of Adrian - the mid-point of R66.


Believe it or not, our 'trip' at the mid-way point was as in the pic below. There was a great diner there. The two ladies were very welcoming and helpful, so we bought T-shirts for our friends in Ohio - that meant we could use the plastic to buy 2 coffees and some postcards. Remember, no dosh.


As you can see in the pic above, the weather was deteriorating. The next town, Glenrio, was an abandoned ghost town - but we did come across another biker...


Depending upon the direction you are travelling, Glenrio is the first or, as in our case, last motel in Texas. The sign above used to say so.

Before I forget, there were two things I forgot to tell you yesterday. First, we missed Amarillo. Hard to believe, but, surrounded by 18 wheelers, we missed the exit. Does this mean we can join Tony Christie's fan club? - 'Is this the way to Amarillo' Incidentally, I had been singing that for the preceding 50 miles! I am ashamed to admit that I know all the words It's back in my head now - so here, have it in yours!

I do remember the awful stink of blood as we passed an abbatoir and the overpowering pong of poo as we rode past thousands of Black Aberdeen Angus. Very tempting to return to being a vegetarian.

That's the thing about the USA, there seems to be a song for wherever you are and you can't get it out of you head for miles. Today, I've been singing, 'Deep In The Heart of Texas' - even though we were in the upper left had corner. I just know I'll be singing the Eagle's song, 'Take It Easy' as we head towards Winsow, AZ.

OK, the 2nd thing; I forgot to say we stopped at the Cadillac Ranch, just after the conspicuous-by-it's-absence, Amarillo. Some nutty millionaire planted these Cadillacs here - all at an exact angle - some years ago.


Back to today. The next town - now in New Mexico and our third time zone (Mountain Time - so we are now 7 hours behind the UK, but I have kept the netbook on GMT) - was Tucumcari. Now that was a wonderfully kitsch town, loads and loads of motels and neon (would have been great to stay overnight) and derelict buildings from the beginning of R66. I loved it. It was a photographers wet dream. A wonderful wall near the drive-in ATM (yes, we finally got flush again)


The Blue Swallow Motel is a classic R66 icon.


Back on the road, it got very hairy around the sign for the county of, get this, 'Deaf Smith'. The wind was pushing us into the overtaking lane; the clouds were massing and darkening. We pulled into a truck rest stop to put our waterproofs on and set off again, but within minutes, realised it was getting dangerous and so pulled off at the first exit; Santa Rosa. We had just unloaded the bags when the lightning started and the heavens opened.


Once the downpour eased off, we took a ride down to the Automobile Museum...very good. MGman was most impressed with...The Bultaco - Spanish, I believe? I liked a massive truck. But I fell in love with this Dodge.


The bike has been fine today - only a problem after a lot of miles, when hot. Still aiming for Albuquerque and a mechanic tomorrow. Much more to tell, but tiredeness and (premature) senility prevent me from thinking beyond a nice hot bath. Ciao friends...Oh, you may be wondering how we missed Amarillo...

We were surrounded - not by Indians, but by massive trucks and we were past Amarillo before we knew it; but no great loss. From the outskirts it looked pretty rough - lots of Bail Bond and Loan places. To be honest, we are happy to skirt the big places. We came from Amarillo to Vega so don't know what the distance is that way. The other problem is the different traffic system. You find yourself in a lane where 'you must turn right'. And often, it is a long time before you can turn off or around. By then, we are confused and dazed.

And the difference between a map and reality is that the distances are always a lot further than expected. Road signs are not that good here, either. For instance, we were about four miles along a section of R66 when we came to a 'Dead End' sign. Why not warn drivers at the beginning? So we had to turn around again. In Missouri, in particular, there would be a sign for R66 and we would take the turn-off only to find the road didn't go anywhere.

The route is very bitty and broken up. But all good fun. I've got Google Earth, but don't want to plan too much. Some of our detours have led to really interesting places and people. We enjoy the hit and miss of it - don't want to be following an itinerary too much.

Nice to know you guys are following progress. I've got this photo tagger thingy, but the software that came with it (admittedly very basic) won't attach the files to the photos or go onto Google earth - they are .csv files and have to be converted to NMEA or KMZ. and, by the time we've got to a motel, unpacked, checked the bike, downloaded about 4Gb of photos and then the video, edited a quick selection for posting, recharged all our batteries and washed socks and keks, blah blah blah, I just have't got the energy or grey matter to try to sort out a solution.

So just saving the files and will do something at a later date. I wish I had had the new electronic stuff before arriving in order to work it all out. NOT. Foggy this morning so hanging around, waiting for the sun to burn it off. And a correction to the time difference - 8 hours behind the UK

16 June 2009

Hi guys, just a very quickie tonight as we are both knackered. In Grants, New Mexico. Found Southwest Motorcycles in Albuquerque with relative ease - apart from having a dermal abrasion when a massive gust of wind blew a load of plastic bags, a giant tumbleweed and a load of wickedly gritty sand into our helmets just as we approached a set of traffic lights. Luckily, the lights were on green and we sped out of the path of the dust storm. Got a grazed cheek, but it could have been worse - mgman got some in his eyes, but managed to deal with it ok.

Anyhow, the guy at Southwest Motorcycles was great - just an adjustment of the clutch cable needed; he sorted it in minutes and refused payment - unacceptable, but incredibly kind. We managed to force some spondoolies on him.

He was chuffed to have a Guzzi to look at. And you should have seen the stuff he had in his place. Triumphs, Nortons, BSA's - loads and loads of bikes. He even had two Union Jacks hanging from his unbelievably cluttered 'office'. And a very nice guy too.

A massive relief re the bike! I'll put some pics on tomorrow. A second encounter was most unexpected (nicely so) and I'll write about that tomorrow. G'nite friends.

17 June 2009

Tonight we are in Holbrook, Arizona. Been a hard day physically. The day started in the Uranium Mining Museum in Grants, NM. Very interesting but I'm checking for strange glows when I turn the light off tonight!

We took HW53 then, through El Malpais - The Badlands (I think that should be The Bad Country if translated literally) to El Morro National Monument and Signature Rock - a massive slab of sandstone with over 2,000 'graffiti' writings on it. The Zuni Indians and the first Spanish conquistadors left their marks here - the first signature being made in1583. Beneath the rock is a pool where travelers could find the only drinking water for miles and miles around.

It was a hot, steep walk up. mgman walked the half mile to see the signatures and I carried on to look at some Pueblan ruins - around 2 steep miles. We crossed the Continental divide this afternoon - so now, when mgman pees in a stream, it will head off to the Pacific Ocean instead of the Atlantic. Careful Wal, don't drink from streams in Oz!

Another windy ride on I-40 and we we crossed into Arizona. A 28 mile ride through The Petrified Forest National Park and The Painted Desert and a lot more walking and climbing on and off the bike. The 19 miles ride from here was directly into the setting sun again. It makes it difficult to watch for deer and other wildlife.

Arrived in Holbrook at 8pm - I think. Now, here is a puzzle: we have put our watches back three times up to now. But certain parts of Arizona - like where we are now, have a different time zone. We had to put our watches forward an hour. I am very confused.

It is about 190 miles to the Grand Canyon and we were planning to go tomorrow, but both feel we need another rest before camping, so we will find a better motel than this seedy one we are in at the moment - maybe Flagstaff - and catch up with all the mail, photos, washing (again) do a load of battery charging (camera etc) and a good going over for the bike. There is ONE socket in this room and EVERTHING electrical in the room is plugged into it with a very dubious-looking extension thing. So we'll have to charge gear elsewhere tomorrow.

My ears have been giving me gip all day. Last night I got mozzied by Lynx copter-sized b*stards - both my ears are swollen and bright red and it's been frikkin painful pulling my lid on and off so I could take pics. I tried looking through the visor but it's difficult to focus the camera. I don't plan to moan and whinge about aches, pains, sore asses etc -it's just that these are the realities of the ride and part of the story.

So the promised (last night) update will be tomorrow instead, mainly because there is no WiFi here; I'm getting a weak signal from the motel next door, but a bit too slow to upload photos - especially with the lack of a socket to connect the laptop up - it works slower on battery. Well, maybe just one....I think this Guzzi goes well with a set of Pontiacs.

18 June 2009

When we first turned up with the Breva, some of our Hardley-owner friends - the polisher/posers - said, 'Hey, you can't tour the US on a 'street bike'. Well, almost 22,000 miles with two up and camping gear, kind of flicks a little mud in their eyes. But one can never be too cock-sure of anything, so fingers crossed

Where are we? We're....


Mgman parked the bike in front of the statue and waited a while. I asked what he was waiting for. ' For that Napa truck to move'. I asked, 'what Napa truck?' 'That big old red Ford behind me.' he replied. I burst out laughing, 'That 'Big ol' Ford is part of the scene you dummy!' There's a line in the song that says, "It's girl, my Lord, in a flat-bed Ford, coming down to take a look at me" - or words to that effect. He's so innocent and cute! Yes, we rode all of 28 miles today. Liked Winslow, found a reasonably-priced motel within walking distance of town and booked in for 2 days. Besides, the weather wasn't too great this morning; overcast, then strong winds, so camping can wait a couple of days.


The past three days in brief. As we came to the western side of New Mexico, we took a spontaneous detour to a place described as deserted in the R66 guidebook. But the place was not deserted. There was a bar with ve-hicles parked outside. So mgman left me with my camera and went off to check it out. He walked in and, to his great surprise, the owner began speaking to him in Swedish - which mgman also speaks. He was amazed.The owner, Lawrence, had moved to this part of New Mexico many years ago. Born in Minnesota to Swedish parents, living in a big Swedish community and not learning English until he went to school at about 5 years old, he still speaks with a Swedish accent. How he guessed mgman also spoke Svenske, I'll never know.

He came to work in the Uranium mines in the 50's and met and married Lucy, an Indian (Native American) lady - which was very unusual in the 1950s. They produced lots of children and now have many grandchildren, all of them seem to work in the bar. They asked us to stay and eat with them and to stay at their home for as long as we wanted to. That was sooo kind of them, but we politely declined. But it would have been fun - all the kids around. Lawrence told us about a time when some swedes cane to visit and were looking a little confused as to who was who and whose kids were who's. So Lawrence told them that ALL the women were his wives and all the kids were his from all his wives. He said it was the easiest way to deal with it. It was just so amazing to find a Swede with an Indian wife in a 'ghost town'.


Last night I wrote about Inscription Rock; here's some pics.

One of the inscriptions...	...I wonder how they did such neat handwriting in rock

The town we came to after the national monument was Zuni a reservation. I almost had my collar felt by the Reservation Police for taking a photo of a derelict building. It was a special day to the Zuni and the taking of photographs is forbidden. Plus we had a State Trooper following us for 15 miles.

I-40 between Gallup and Flagstaff is a speedway filled with big trucks and RVs, so we were glad to take the exit to The Painted Desert and Petrified Forest National Park. As this was the first National Park, we bought our usual season membership. It costs $80 per family. If you consider that it costs over $20 each to visit the Grand Canyon, then the year's ticket is a great buy if you plan to visit a few National Parks, monuments, and BLM (Bureau of Land Management) places.

It was whilst buying the ticket from the Visitor Centre that we discovered the time-zone quirk in Arizona. We should be on Mountain Time which is GMT -7 hours. But this part of Arizona is GMT -6 hrs. yet the Navajo Nation which is not further west or east, but north of here, the time is as it should be GMT -7. So I don't know what the bloody hell time it actually is! The drive through the park is 28 miles on nice roads.


The Painted Desert is aptly named...


And the Petrified Forest...


It's hard to get to concieve that these trees were around in the Triassic period and that dinosaurs roamed around this very land. The trees died and fell down (forgive the ignorance, but was that in one of the Ice Ages?) and here they lie, millions of years later, petrified into fabulously coloured, hard rocks and we can still see them, touch them. Route 66 did pass through here until the freeway swallowed the old highway up. But there are still signs of the Mother Road.

So we packed early and left town. I didn't much like Holbrook. there were lots of remnants from the old days - characterful motels and such, but there was a depressing aura of neglect and hopelessnes. We were approached lots of times for 'a dollar to buy food' by the mostly Indian population. Sad. On the way through Holbrook, we came to this motel - another one of R66's quirky, entertaining, delightfully kitsch examples of 'Americana' circa the 1950's.


Yes, you can spend the night in a concrete Tee-Pee, many of which have an antique classic car parked next to them - just to reinforce the illusion that you are on a Road Trip in the hey day of R66.


Breva is keeping some classy company these days - Pontiacs yesterday, Studebaker today...

Two interesting characters we've met today. The first was a guy on a Harley who, unusually here, willingly wore a helmet and had his bike loaded to the gunnels - bit like us. He sounded like a walking disaster. He fell down a 60 foot shaft in a refinery and fractured every bone on his left-hand side - skull, jaw, collarbone, all his ribs, arm, pelvis and leg. He was in a coma for three weeks. And before that, he had been thrown over the front of his 1970 Sportster. It was kick-start and whenever he had to kick start it whilst hot, he got chucked over the handlebars. One time, he had had his inspection ( I guess a bit like our MOT). The 'man' gave him his sticker and told him to go and make room for the next vehicle.

He said he knew he would have trouble getting the bike started and wanted to let the bike cool down and he couldn't push it out of the way cos it was on a steep incline. The inspector got angry and impatient, so matey tried to kick start. He got thrown over, as per usual, and, alhough he didn't feel anything, suddenly felt a lot of blood down the back of his leg. Looking behind him, he saw his tibia was poking out of his pants, pouring in blood. Guess what the inspector said? 'I'll come and help you push the bike outta the way in a minute' 27 operations later, matey finally had a knee replacement.

Anyhow, despite all this guy's injuries, he has had his new Harley for just over a year, and has put 21,000 miles on it. The second guy we chatted to was here in Winslow. He heard our foreign accents and stopped to chat. He lived in London for many years and was head chef at Harrods for some years and Harvey Nicols at some other time. He has just written a book about being a chef, He's using the title, 'Pot Boiler; In the kitchen with Royalty, Dictators and Despots'.

Finally, I've just realised why we are so tired (mgman is snoring happily away at this moment). We are at an elevation of 7,000 feet. From the plains of the midwest to the higher planes of western Texas and then suddenly, those plains gradually, sneakily began to climb. That explains why a mere 2-mile walk yesterday made me so breathless and tired. Another reason for kicking back for a couple of days. Acclimatising.

There is a yuppy term for the above; Denial - not that we are getting older - we are just a little high up. G'nite all.

19 June 2009

Thanks for all the nice comments guys. Last post for a couple of days as we are heading into the Grand Canyon tomorrow and, unfortunately, the tent ain't wired! It's been a very enjoyable day. I was up ands out at 5.30 this morning - went to catch the sunrise and go lots of pics - including some big birds of prey - not sure if they are vultures, but fairly sure they weren't eagles as there were so many of them - maybe 30.

Back at the motel, I dragged mgman back into town - only four blocks away. We arrived to see a lot of cops 'standin' on the corner' and asked what was happening. A big group of bikers were coming through town; they were on 'The Mother Road' Rally.

The cops were very laid back and chatty - even posed for pics. With them were two detectives - shades, open shirts, CSI Miami-style. Anyhow, a couple of women passing asked if they didn't have anything better to do than loiter on the corner (this town certainly lives by the song). One copped said, 'Go commit a crime an' give us su-um to do'. 'Like what?' one woman asked. 'I dunnot, go steal a motorcycle!'

Well the bikes arrived - about 80 of them. They were all on big bikes - Goldwings, Electraglides mostly - most with trailers! I looked at those padded seats and radios and intercoms and gimballed drinkie-holders and thought, 'You know what? I wouldn't swop our little - or as Neil named her, baby - Breva for any of them!' The max-comfort looks like just a small step down from a car. Where is their sense of adventure. I still think they are posers and polishers - in big bad leathers and do-rags.


I overheard a Brit accent and got talking to a guy and his wife who were from London. They had shipped both their bikes over to Halifax, Canada - just for this ride! He was on a Triumph Tiger, travelling light, she was on a BMW GS1200, carrying all the gubbins.
What dya reckon to this odd-looking thing?


Meanwhile, back on the ranch, we couldn't get any answer from the motel office when we went to pay for tonight. Found out why later; there were a couple of Indians in the room at the end - apparently they had a big fight (never heard a thing). Another guest phoned the owner up - she went to their room and asked them to leave immediately. They responded by blocking the lav with a can of deodorant or something. The owner called the police and had to go down to the station to press charges.

Back at the motel, a short time later, the owner was woken again - this time by a woman screaming. She was in labour. So the poor lady didn't get much sleep and that is why the office was closed until gone midday. We heard doo-doo.

Washed, waxed and polished the bike to the nth degree - cleaned all the chrome, checked everything and now the bike looks happy. Till we come out the door with that big bag tomorrow. It has been great not putting my helmet on today - my lugs are less sore. It's about 190 miles to the canyon. Planning to stop in Two Guns, Twin Arrows and Flagstaff. I don't know if any of you have ever visited the Grand Canyon - or any of the National Parks here in the USA, but they are incredibly well run.

The campsites are great - each tent gets a big space secluded by trees and with its' own fire pit and picnic table. And there are frquent electic (pollution-free) shuttles to take you to all the viewing points. Often, the rangers hold talks about wild-life, geology etc., by campfire. When we were there two years ago, there was a group of astronomy enthusiasts - along with their huge radio telescopes. They allowed us commoners to look through the telescopes and very patiently pointed out the various stuff in the sky. So, y'all have a great weekend - lots of sunshine and good weather and rides-out and I'll be back on line soon - unless a grizzly gets me!


Christine and Jan have now been to the Grand Canyon, click here to continue to follow the story!

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